Posts tagged "funny because its true?"
  1. 11 months ago 
    "I was with a woman whose mere glance or touch tugged something deep in my chest and put it on a swing. I was also standing in an 800-square-foot room with lights that changed from purple to pink to green to blue, a California King bed, a Jacuzzi, turquoise soaps and a 60-square-foot glass cage, which the manager called “a party shower.” Like being 18 and on Spring Break, the possibilities seemed endless."
    - Stef Willen

    (Source: mcsweeneys.net)

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  4. 1 year ago 
    "Is the modern fast food experience the only ‘shared human experience’ that we can use 2 relate 2 other humans?"
    - carles

    (Source: hipsterrunoff.com)

  5. 1 year ago 
    a different type of shoe lust…

    a different type of shoe lust…

     
  6. 1 year ago 
    "Cover letters are all the same. They’re useless. You write the same lies over and over again, listing the store-bought parts of yourself that you respect the least. God knows how they tell anyone apart, but this is how it’s done."
    - Joey

    (Source: asofterworld.com)

  7. Notes: 200 / 1 year ago  from hatethefuture
    hatethefuture: They lounged at the edge of the water, waiting for war. “It’s going to look incredible from up here,” Gerard said. “Any minute now the carpetbombing will commence.” Melissa took her eyes off the matrices of light and studied her companions—frozen, neutral faces pushed forward to attend the destruction of all below—and convinced herself she could get away with peeing in the pool this once.  

    hatethefuture:

    They lounged at the edge of the water, waiting for war. “It’s going to look incredible from up here,” Gerard said. “Any minute now the carpetbombing will commence.” Melissa took her eyes off the matrices of light and studied her companions—frozen, neutral faces pushed forward to attend the destruction of all below—and convinced herself she could get away with peeing in the pool this once.  

     
  8. 1 year ago 
    "it would be better if the nations of the world could come together to take concerted unified action to benefit the planet and all the species that inhabit it. The last time that happened was never, so I think the most likely way we’re going to nullify global warming is with nuclear winter."
    - Bob Mankoff

    (Source: newyorker.com)

  9. 1 year ago 
    "Life comes at you fast and every day is the Superbowl."
    -

    (Source: epicgirls)

  10. 1 year ago 

    COLLEGE WRITING CLASS ASSIGNMENTS WITH REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS.

    1. Write a text message to a girl apologizing for the series of drunken text messages you sent her at 2 a.m. last night, which were just poorly composed requests for her to come over.

    2. Write a justification for taking time off from work and school to “figure out what it is you really want to do.”

    3. Write an obituary for a family member who was by all accounts an emotionally distant asshole and an unaccomplished poet.

    4. Write an e-mail to your professor explaining why you’ve missed his/her class so many times, you’ve all ready used the death in the family excuse.

    5. Write a thank-you note to your Aunt Tina for the wedding gift she meant to send to your younger, but all ready more successful brother.

    Find the rest at McSweeney’s

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